This ain't no video game!!!
This is a hunt! Our monsters love to hunt unsuspecting visitors, why not defend yourself with a Monster Blaster? Our Monster Blasters using highly specialized mini-marshamllows that have been blessed in the Brazos River by a Holy Man, so that each time you score a hit on our monsters, our monsters will die in a very dramatic and humorous manner. And since we have a plentiful supply of monsters, you can blast as many monsters as you want, provided you use a Monster Blaster that has been approved and blessed by a Haunted Hollow Texas Holy Man or Woman that can be found at the Supply Depot. Come out and have fun!
THE SUPPLY DEPOT
The supply depot is the place to stock up on ammunition, health, and weaponry.
SOLID BAR (CANDY) $1.00
SMALL LIQUID (SODA) $1.00
The game is afoot! Enter our trail and blast the monsters with our specially blessed ammunition. This year, you'll have the satisfaction of watching the monsters die spectacularly. Starting next year though, you will earn prizes for slaying our monsters. Details to come soon.